"I like tall women with big tit*, but this is a bit much."
Naruto grinned under his mask, a sword strapped to his back, the goal of his weekly theft one would say. He had spent the last3 monthsdoing a different theft every week, making sure to appear commit his crime where a different hero was close enough to appear. Sometimes, he would come across some of them that nearly captured him, but other times he would actually defeat the hero and take something from them, leaving behind what he had stolen so that he could keep the trophy he wanted.
He didn'twantanything he stole.
What he wanted, was trophies from heroes, because it was one thing to steal, but to steal something from aheroand leave behind the object they chased him for? Now that was something else, he would be noticed for that for sure.
Week 1: Mirko's Gloves
Week 2: Bubble Girl's Face Mask
Week 3: Fourth Kind's Rings
Week 4: Gunhead's Vest
Week 5: Mirko's Thigh High Socks
Week 6: Ms. Joke's Bandana
Week 7: Snipe's Cloak
Week 8: Ingenium's Helmet
Week 9: Sir Nighteye's Glasses
Week 10: Mirko's Neck Warmer
Week 11: Mirko's Hip Guards
Week 12 - ?
"I don't really know who this one is." Naruto realized that week 12 into his trophy collection, he didn't really know who the giant woman chasing him was. He also realized that he had been viciously chased down by Mirko more than the other heroes. He would have taken her gloves multiple times, but she just kept wearing the same type of gloves each time, since heroes all had multiple copies of their same suits. He ended up taking something different from her each time, and all that was left was her leotard.
A giant hand slapped the ground, and he rolled out of the way of it just in time, rolling onto his back, with his hands behind his head.
Massive, 2062 cm tall, with super thick and shiny blond hair with purple eyes... but with white pupils. A figure many women would kill for, but a skin tight body suit that was about the same color as her skin over most of it, but purple with orange (he loved that) outlines around the orange. She had on a purple eye mask with horns connected to it, not much he could take from her.
She was careful to not destroy the concrete completely, but she still ended up doing damages to it.
"You're the annoying kid who has been in the news the last few months."
"Mt. Lady! Just realized who you were... wow, you're hand is moving down towards me really-"
"Gotcha!" Mt. Lady slapped her hand down against the ground where he was, silencing him. She used only enough force to gently push him into the ground, not even enough to crack the concrete. She grinned and waved her other hand to the news media when she saw all of her fans were taking pictures of her. "... Guess he wasn't ready to make my ass-quantince." Mt. Lady used one of her signature phrases and lifted her other hand up off of the ground, giving the photographers a wiggle of her hips.
...
The villain wasn't below her hand.
"-fast, gotta left a guy finish what he was saying there honey." Naruto said from her wrist that she had lifted up. He had dodged her slap, and had stuck himself to her wrist, winking at her as he hopped off of her wrist when she slapped it. Landing on her shoulder, he jumped off instantly when her other hand went to slap it. "Woah now, I don't hit women, I think you should extend the same rule to me right? Guess not then." Naruto landed on the side of her hip, and jumped off onto her knee when she grit her teeth and punched her hip.
He was beingreallyannoying, so she jerked her knee and tried to throw him off, but he stayed latched onto her.
"Get off of me!" Mt. Lady danced in one spot from the effort of attempting to throw him off. She reached down to grab onto him, but he crawled around her leg so that he was on the back of her thigh. Her hands darted after him. "Hey!" Mt. Lady shouted and gave herself aharshspank when he crawled onto her ass, and he jumped onto her bicep, before he jumped up so that he landed smack dab in the middle of her face, he landed on her face before he ass was done jiggling.
"Who is just the cutest pro hero..." Naruto reached down, and pat her nose a few times. "You are... you are." Naruto continued to baby talk her, she was a rookie hero, so that was going to anger her for sure.
Feeling someting jet at him from behind, he stopped sticking to her.
Mt. Lady punched herself in the face withallof her power, knocking herself off of her own two feet. Her body and costume started to shrink down in size as she was sent flying, knocked out cold by her own immense strength. Her eyes were already rolled back up into her head, and by the time she hit the ground, she was already mostly down to her real size. Once she was on the ground, she continued to shrink until she was back to a normal 162 cm. She groaned, quickly started to regain consciousness, hitting the ground waking her back up.
"Uuuuuh... that was humiliating." Mt. Lady started to get back up, and when she sat back up, Naruto was there. He stuck his fingers right into her mouth, surprising her, but she felt her pulse slow down as the poison took effect quickly. Dropping back down onto her back, Naruto looked at her.
...
"... Just gonna... take this." Naruto grabbed her mask and removed it from her head. Grabbing onto her, he stood up before the press got to their location.
"What... are you doing..." It was hard to breath for Mt. Lady, but Naruto jumped with her in his arms, and dropped her off at the top of the nearest building, away from the press. Naruto took his stolen sword, a historical one he took from a museum, and he looked down off the top of the building and saw the press was quickly gathering.
Naruto took a deep breath, before he raised the sheathed sword up over his head.
"I, Kurama has escaped from the hero once again! I've taken my trophy, so I leave this item behind for the heroes to return to the museum!" Naruto called out as he tossed the sword behind him, right on Mt. Lady, since the press couldn't see her right now. Naruto turned around and looked down at the unmasked woman. "Don't worry Mt. Lady, I'm only gave you enough poison to down you for 5 minutes or so... just enough time for me to make my escape." Naruto walked backwards, before he did a back flip off the other side of the building.
Week 12: Mt. Lady's Mask
Getting out of his costume, Naruto packed it all away in the front pocket of his hoodie, and dehooded himself as he made his way out of the back of the alley. Blending in with the crowd by the time his eyes had turned from toad eyes to blue ones. He couldn't hide the giddy grin from his lips though, he was just so happy that he could add another trophy to his collection. His fame as a villain was growing, Mirko was really helping him become famous by going after him with such a fury.
He wondered what hero he would take on next week.
"Did you see that, Kurama escaped again... for a villain who keeps getting away with his crimes... it's weird that he keeps returning everything he steals."
Naruto grinned when he heard two men on their way to work, speak about what he had just done. His fame as Kurama was on the rise, and he was just as famous as he was infamous, because he never actually kept anything he stole from the places he robbed, people were left feeling conflicted about him. He took clothes from heroes, but he never took the devices they used to assist in their Quirks, and he never caused permanent damage to them. He took clothes that they easily replaced, and it left a lot of people wondering about what his motives were.
"Wonder what he took from Mt. Lady... she just wears that body suit... you think she's... you know."
'Naked? Naw, I would't do that if I wasn't sure she would have a way to get back home without being seen.' Naruto wouldn't do that to somebody, his goal wasn't toruinheroes lives. He wasn't going to do that, give them a little humiliation maybe, but to do something like ruining their reputation was just... not fun.
He liked the attention, and he liked being chased by heroes.
"I'm more interested inwhyhe keeps giving the stuff he takes back."
'... Who wants some ancient stuff, or some weird gadgets I don't know how to use? Nah, I just want my little trophies... I'm gonna hang this one up right next to Mirko's hip guards.' Naruto thought, grinning even wider as he signalled to a cab. He was going to get a ride back to his apartment, since he was a pretty far distance away from where he lived. He had to travel outside of his home town to make this one happen.
Naruto looked outside of the cab, glancing around, he saw Kamui Woods rushing onto the scene that he had left behind him. Naruto wondered when Mirko was going to rush to the scene, only to not find him there.
She was pretty serious about catching him.
Naruto Uzumaki
Age: 15
Quirk: Toad - He has all the powers of a toad.
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